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Joke of the Day
"Don't be a doormat, be an electric fence."
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"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!"
"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"
"What do white supremacists drink at their rallies? White Powerade"
"It's hard to sleep with all the girls knocking on my door at night. I eventually had to let them out."
"This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?"
"Whenever I feel like I'm starting to lose my mind, I just run a few ideas by my cat and then I feel better."