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Joke of the Day
"I changed my major from being an actuary. I just couldn't handle the risk."
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"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"
"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."
"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"
"Did you know that in Louisiana, a football field goes underwater every hour? Of course, no one there cares until it's an actual football field."
"Never pretend to be something you're not. Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that."
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"
"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"
"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"