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Joke of the Day

"Never pretend to be something you're not. Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that."

"Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You've never heard of tissues 2) You're doing a magic trick 1) You're hiding your face to rob a train"

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."

"A man walk into a doctors room with a frog hanging out of his ear. ""What on Earth happened?"" The doctor said, surprised. ""I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse."" the frog said."

"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."

"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"

"There's nothing more annoying than someone trying to live by their values"

"So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"