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Joke of the Day

"TED talk about staying in bed"

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"The student asked his sensei: ""Why do you fight using only your feet?"" Oh, y'know. For kicks."
"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""
"What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school? There aren't many paedos in the camp."
"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."
"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"
"What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines? an airbroosh"
"When babies cry at movies: I hate when people's baby start crying in movie theaters. Bruh I didn't pay $12.50 to hear a reminder of how weak your pull out game is."
"Jared Fogle just got arrested for Child Pornography Charges. I'm sure he'll be getting plenty of foot longs where he's going..."
"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"