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Joke of the Day
"What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines? an airbroosh"
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"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"
"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"
"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"
"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"
"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"
"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"
"Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal."