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Joke of the Day

"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."

"It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal. It got de-ported"

"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."

"why did the chicken cross the road it didn't."

"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."

"I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."

"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."