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Joke of the Day
"What is a priest's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
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"it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund"
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"Today I am the C.E.O of the ""I Don't Give A Sh*t"" Committee........ We Are Hiring"
"Weird, it almost feels like the drive thru workers at McDonald's are being more judgemental of my choices than I am of theirs."
"I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"
"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"
"(while falling down a well) god damnit i forgot to grab my phone charger"