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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"
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"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and they have a good time because because they're not fucking assholes."
"I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake."
"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."
"Know any good DJ jokes? This is the only good one I know: ""Why don't DJs play pool? They always scratch."""
"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"
"Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are"
"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head"