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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"
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"*shakes self after staring at ceiling* Sorry honey, I was just thinking about Mitt Romney"
"What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea."
"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."
"62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow."
"Organized people are just people who are too lazy to look for things."