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Joke of the Day

"I know my computer doesn't have a virus because I've never had an 8-bit skull and crossbones pop up onscreen laughing."

"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"

"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."

"An atom is mugged by another atom... A bystander asks if he's OK. ""I think he got away with my favorite electron,"" he answered. ""Oh no! Are you sure?"" ""Yup, I'm positive."""

"You don't get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for."

"CUTE GIRL I LIKE: I'm gonna hang up ME TRYING TO FLIRT: No you hang up"

"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"