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Joke of the Day
"How is spam different to a penis? One is junk mail, the other is male junk"
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"What's The Best Part Of Getting/Receiving A Blowjob? Her shutting up for once."
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""
"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"
"Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist"
"What does picking your nose and masturbating have in common? It feels fuckin awesome but when you get caught its awkward as hell."
"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"