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Joke of the Day
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
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"Q: Why are bison such good musicians? A: They have fantastic horns."
"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"
"""Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"" ""you mean cheese?"" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] ""that does make more sense actually"""
"What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays"
"My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband."
"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."
"If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them."
"Instead of regular Christmas cake, I hit my Italian neighbor over the head with a saucepan Pan-a-tony"
"Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed? He was not Boeing."