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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken."

"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"

"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."

"Here's a step by step guide to staircases *gives you a handrail*"

"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."

"BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast."

"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."

"What does an egg say when its ""turnt up""? Omlet!"