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Joke of the Day

"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."

"A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish."

"You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!"

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"

"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."

"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""

"4-year-old: Why does mom always yell at you? Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid?"

"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"