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Joke of the Day
"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."
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"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
"What did one boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts."
"Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer"
"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"
"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."
"What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up? Geometry."
"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."