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Joke of the Day

"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"

"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."

"A gymnast walks into a bar... She is then deducted five points."

"Now playing: With Myself."

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."

"I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife."

"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Why did the hipster drown in the lake? Because he went ice skating before it was cool."

"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"