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Joke of the Day

"What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My cock while doing it."

"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"

"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"

"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"

"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"

"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."

"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"

"A cannibal is waking in the jungle & passes his friend."