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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""

"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"

"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."

"I don't care who you are. If you can constantly make me laugh, I'm probably gonna wanna fcuk you."

"May the Fourth. Today is my birthday. The fourth hath always been with me. Even if I have a lithp."

"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."

"I wanted to make a Zelda joke.. But I didn't wanna tri and force it. :D"

"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."