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Joke of the Day

"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."

"In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it."

"What do you call a hippo that swears? A hippopottymouth"

"Please ignore this tweet, I'm pretending to be adding a coworker's phone number."

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."

"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."

"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."

"What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called? One second mom, I'm coming!"

"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."