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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hippo that swears? A hippopottymouth"

"[Programming] Stupid Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today."

"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"

"People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V ""Tuesday"""

"My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it."

"I walked into a family bathroom today at the movies... I identify as a family."

"What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment."

"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."

"Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane? I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads.... CORNY JOKES THREAD! OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!"

"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""