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Joke of the Day

"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?"

"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."

"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""

"Strip club[OC] So I'm at the strip club and this huge breasted woman comes up to me and slaps me silly with her left titty. Guy sitting next to me says,""bet that's gonna leave a lasting mammary."""

"What's does Santa Clause and my wife have in common? They both come once every year."

"It must have been very risky for pirates to slightly burn all the edges of their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."

"I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected."