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Joke of the Day
"I realize I put this off but how much weight can I lose in 2 hours?"
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"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"
"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""
"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
"The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled."
"What do you name a tricky pig? Cunningham"
"What do you call an Arab with only 1 ball. Iqubal"
"CNN: President Obama Rescues a Child From a Burning Home FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working Firefighters"
"The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me."
"My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls."