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Joke of the Day
"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"
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"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""
"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"
"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"
"They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul"
"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"
"Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? He was in charge of refresh mints."
"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""