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Joke of the Day
"Why is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
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"My girlfriend Likes to dress up like her self and act like a bitch."
"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."
"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."
"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."
"Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an ""arf""itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's ""bark""itect"
"What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness."
"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"