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Joke of the Day

"Do you think when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point?"

"I wish I was filled with pepperoni but instead I am filled with guilt & despair"

"Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states."

"I have the best prison name Mitochondria"

"We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these tweets."

"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"

"I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell."

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."