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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."

"What should we call Trump's newest scandal? Golden Gate."

"When someone says something to me, not only am I able to respond to them, I feel like I have to. It is my response ability."

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."

"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."

"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit"

"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"