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Joke of the Day

"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."

"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."

"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"

"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""

"What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff? ""Geronimoo!"""

"My deity ignored my prayers today. The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite."

"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."