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Joke of the Day

"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."

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"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"
"Ah you love me that's great. Now I'll do a bunch of terrible shit because I need to be sure you love me no matter what"
"Do they make those harmonica holders but for sandwiches?"
"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."
"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"" Why did Mozart kill his other chicken? To impress his Wolf-gang."
"Who is the best player on the Texans? Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS? Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS?**"
"this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*"
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."