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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man with 5 dicks take his pants to the tailor? So they'd fit like a glove."
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"[looking at wife as firefighters cut me out of baby swing at playground] It doesn't say its specifically for babies, Karen"
"Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs I thought I lost."
"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. You just know he's a total douche jacket at that point."
"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."