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Joke of the Day

"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"

"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"

"What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital? It was an oakward experience."

"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."

"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."

"Your Momma is so stupid she put sand paper on the bottom of her wheelchair, talk'n bout she a ruff rider."

"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"

"This woman's ""I'm deleting my Facebook"" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start."

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Hows Donald Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."