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Joke of the Day

"Dear public restrooms: A toilet paper dispenser should turn loosely. Nobody wants to wipe their ass with a handful of confetti."

"This year's presidential election is like 69ing someone... ...no matter who comes out on top, you'll be looking at an asshole."

"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"

"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here"

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"What idiot called it ""CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery"" instead of ""Baguette and Tag It"""

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."