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Joke of the Day
"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."
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"Straight Outta Compton Beat the Crap Out of Trainwreck at the Box Office This Weekend But then again Dr. Dre is no stranger to beating women."
"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"
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