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Joke of the Day

"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."

"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""

"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."

"whenevre macklemore says ""im gonna pop some tags"" i jus pictur him sittimg in his basement, silently taggimg himself in photos on facebook"

"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"My irony detector is defective. It detects everything except irony."

"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."

"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."

"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"