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Joke of the Day
"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."
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"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."
"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."
"Graphic designers just aren't my type."
"My Girlfriend told me that if I bought her any more stupid gifts, she would burn it! So I bought her a candle!"
"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."
"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."
"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."
"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."
"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."