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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"I have decided that I am not a 30 something. I am 29.95, plus shipping and handling."

"OK I made a new one! How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting."

"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"

"Jew joke Why are Jewish men circumcised? Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off"

"Tommy went to his mom in the kitchen and said: 'Mom! Mom! The dog is having sex!' So mom says: 'Try not to pay attention to it, sweetheart.' to which Tommy responds: 'But it hurts so much!'"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"How did alexander find out his wife was a slut? when she got the whores throat."

"What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG"

"My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again"