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Joke of the Day

"Just a reminder: Don't forget to check under your bed for Carrot Top every night!"

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."

"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"Magic Mirror Mirror Mirror in my hand, show me the ugliest person in the land."

"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."

"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""

"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"