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Joke of the Day
"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"
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"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."
"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."
"The Worst Striker by Mr Goal"
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."
"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."
"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"
"What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."
"Where did the universe attend college? At the university."