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Joke of the Day
"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"
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"True friends don't judge each other.... They judge other people, together."
"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""
"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."
"I bet every time Beyonce leaves a restaurant everyone fights over who gets to smell her chair"
"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."
"Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted"
"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."
"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."