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Joke of the Day

"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""

"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"

"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."

"Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares."

"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"

"Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her."

"I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself. Except you. You get under me."

"I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success."

"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"