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Joke of the Day

"I know blood in horror movies is just corn syrup, but it's still terrifying because at this point, that's basically all my blood is"

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"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."
"There was a man who was arrested for masturbating in a public library... He came quietly."
"This joke is like a Jamaican barbershop... Dreadful"
"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate a tit a lot."
"""I'm not a fan."" -air conditioner"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"
"What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai"