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Joke of the Day

"Not only did I find 5 grey hairs on the top of my head but they were also sticking straight up. So....I'm transforming into Albert Einstein."

"Welcome to the homonym restaurant, where all the food sounds good, but it isn't."

"What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!"

"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words."

"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"

"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."

"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."