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Joke of the Day
"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."
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"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."
"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."
"My girlfriend took me bra shopping It was an uplifting experience"
"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."
"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."
"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""
"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"
"What do you mean pi r square? Pies are round"
"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"