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Joke of the Day

"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."

"Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen ""It was an oxidant!"", he was heard to say later."

"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"

"How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places"

"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."

"What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !"

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."

"I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone."

"It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?"

"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"