172012
Joke of the Day
"Porn has lied to me. The repairman doesn't show up instantly after I call."
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"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""
"What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6? Mercedes Benz..."
"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to sell oranges by the side of the highway."
"What do you call a radio host with a broken leg? Maggie *Limpton* ~~Most people probably won't get this, but eh.~~"