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Joke of the Day
"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"
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"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."
"What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain."
"If my neighbors are gonna get angry every time I see them... why did I even buy the binoculars?"
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"
"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"
"""Oh my god! That guy's dead! Oh wait, he's totally fine."" (someone watching soccer for the first time)"
"""Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump."" - SWAT manual on breaking down doors"
"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"
"Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech."