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Joke of the Day

"Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off. When asked about it, he said he was ""Glad he ate her""."

"Don't date a left handed girl... righty tighty lefty loosey"

"What do you call a below average sized dog? A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit."

"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."

"Did you hear about the guitarist that got arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"

"I would tell you a devilish joke about getting wet but I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops"

"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."

"A Physicist sees a man about to jump off the Eiffel Tower He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""