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Joke of the Day

"Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off. When asked about it, he said he was ""Glad he ate her""."

"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""

"""Ho, ho, ho!"" -Santa doing a head count"

"There is a fine line between public and pubic"

"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."

"hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe"

"Divorce is tough on some kids Others are just happy to be single again."

"When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner."

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"