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Joke of the Day
"Hey, baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."
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"Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*"
"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."
"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"
"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"
"just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute"
"Fun typo: ""You ate the most important thing in my life."""
"I survived Sharknado, but my friends didn't... ... I miss those chums"
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."