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Joke of the Day
"Hey, baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."
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"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."
"What is a statistician's favorite social media site? Histogram"
"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"
"How to eat?"
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."
"What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes?"
"What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! "
"Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?"
"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""