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Joke of the Day

"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."

"How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"

"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."

"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."

"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"