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Joke of the Day
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct31 = Dec25"
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"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."
"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"
"Had sex with a girl who had eczema last night... Her tits were crackin"
"""I want her skin."" -Serial killers and teenage girls"
"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"
"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."
"I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear."
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"
"I like black people like I like my coffee I don't really like coffee"