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Joke of the Day
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct31 = Dec25"
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"If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged. And then plugged back in to see if that helps"
"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."
"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."
"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."
"What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry? A cinema-n twist."
"How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?"