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Joke of the Day

"what's your plan for this rap battle? ""just keep rhyming his name till he can't recover"" dope, here he comes *in walks a giant orange*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"

"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."

"honey you gotta push that baby out faster, there's only like three seconds left on this vine"

"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"

"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"

"I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off."

"""Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?"" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld"

"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."

"Three tampons are walking down the street, which one says hi first? None of them. They were all stuck up cunts."