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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!"
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"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."
"Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?"
"My friend did some graffiti with me He just tagged along."
"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."
"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."
"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."