141681
Joke of the Day
"When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers sign it starts to be a game of cussing roulette."
Next Joke
"If NASA are ever going to send someone to mars to collect water samples, They're going to have to planet very carefully!"
"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"
"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"Has anyone ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they"
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"if u were a pirate wat woud ur name be? mine woud be Nudebeard bc my beard is nude ""I meant do you have any questions about the White House"""
"what's red and smells like blue paint? red paint"
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."