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Joke of the Day

"When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers sign it starts to be a game of cussing roulette."

"Tax time is when I'm grateful that I'm detal oriented."

"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""

"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."

"A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire"

"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"

"I redid my fence yesterday. It needed to be reposted."

"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."

"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."

"I thought I found a baby owl today that needed help. He was an adult pigmy owl who let me pick him up then clawed and bit me. He is free now"