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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"
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"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: ""Guess who?"" for 2 weeks."
"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."
"Donald Trump is going to outlaw shredded cheese. He's gonna make America grate again."
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
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"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"
"Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you're just like... nah"
"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"