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Joke of the Day

"The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered."

"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."

"What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!"

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."

"There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year."

"Do these pants make my butt look fat? No, but those glasses do."

"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."

"Sodium said to neon, ""I gave your mother my electron last night!"" Neon didn't react."